Let
k
k
be a nonnegative integer and let
ϕ
:
(
0
,
∞
)
→
R
\phi : (0,\infty ) \rightarrow \mathbb {R}
be a
C
∞
C^\infty
function with
(
−
)
k
⋅
ϕ
(
k
)
(-)^k\cdot \phi ^{(k)}
completely monotone and not constant. If
σ
≠
0
\sigma \neq 0
is a signed measure on any euclidean space
R
d
\mathbb {R}^d
, with vanishing moments up to order
k
−
1
k-1
, then the integral
∫
R
d
∫
R
d
ϕ
(
‖
x
−
y
‖
2
)
d
σ
(
x
)
d
σ
(
y
)
\int _{\mathbb {R}^d} \int _{\mathbb {R}^d} \phi ( \|x-y\|^2 ) \, d\sigma (x) d\sigma (y)
is strictly positive whenever it exists. For general
d
d
no larger class of continuous functions
ϕ
\phi
seems to admit the same conclusion. Examples and applications are indicated. A section on ”bilinear integrability” might be of independent interest.