1. Mary Beth Beazley is an associate professor of law at The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law in Columbus, OH. This article would have been impossible without the help of many people, some of whom I will no doubt forget to thank. I am especially grateful to Dean Monte Smith, who insisted that I move it back to the front burner, and who read many drafts and made many helpful suggestions. I also thank the research assistants who have provided work and guidance over its long gestation, including...